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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Potions Brewed:	110
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ores Mined:	588	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ores Mined:	9574	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5638	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!