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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UltimateCraft

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Crops Grown:	8969	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6804	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Farms Harvested:	795
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crops Grown:	7797	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	2810
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	2958
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	370
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	9503
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.