Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Total Miner

We invite you to Total Miner, a survival server, you will have a good time 😀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minebuilders

Hello Fellow Minecrafters this is ysnfrn1 from minebuilders i am an donator from minebuilders and im looking for you minecrafters to join.And when you enter the spawn or register please say ysnfrn1 has brought me from an server list.Thank you! Minebuilders.me (Ip) Minebuilders.info (Website) Plugins: Iconomy, Chestshop, Factions, PvP, HungerGames, GolemGames, TeamDeath Match, Much more!Many MiniGames!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kiwicraft

Kiwicraft is a free build server for max of 32 people. 32 people because we don’t want it to get crowded with noobs. Owner: Parkingmeter1337 Admin: jo5h0, crdhdr. DO NOT ASK FOR OP PLEASE!!!

Thanks for playing!

Remember NO GRIEFING!! If your being or see GRIEFING please report

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WorldCraft PvE

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

WorldCraft has recently updated some features, including it’s Voting Credit System. Vote every day and receive up to 5 wCredits, which can be spent in-game on rewards.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GhostCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tomorrow Landz

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

-24/7 -Friendly Community -Survival -Grief Protection -PVP Arenas -Mob Arena -Survival Games Arena

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Byte

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Byte is a server flooding with friendly staff.In byte there are endless things to do create a town and earn residents pvp in faction world or the main world play spleef with your friends or other games like mob arena.Meet Friendly new people and enjoy your stay at byte.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Extadrium PVP

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JR Minecraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PwnCraft PvP

PwnCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. Not only being 24/7, lag-free, we also offer more than just a place to kill, raid, and build. We offer much more. Come on PwnCraft and start your unique adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

B-Craft

Welcome to B-Craft! B-Craft was founded on August 7th, 2013, by Otisdiver and Blublankie- previous owners of “Alphamine” -and we’re excited to be back in the server business. Here at B-Craft we have set up a PvP/PvE/Economy server, so that everyone can find something to do. In addition to the PvP and economy there is a mob arena set up, which can be minutes to hours of fun! (Depending on your skill level)

We hope you’ll come give us a try! s46.hosthorde.com:25645

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SocialCraft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! On SocialCraft, you can socialize with friends, while having tons of fun. We have mini games, cool parties, and many more awesome things.

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Our IP is a one of a kind, awesome IP address. It stands for Minecraft SocialCraft US. If you haven’t already guessed it, it’s hosted in the US, so the two owners, Jake, and Willie, play on US time zones. SocialCraft is revolutionizing Minecraft servers, all over the world. We are the first, and the best social server, so be sure to log on to SocialCraft, today!

Willie and I are two friends that wanted to own a server. Our dreams started, when we launched our factions server. After we grew that, we decided we wanted to make something groundbreaking. Our solution was to make a social server. We decided to make SocialCraft. This server is a groundbreaking social server. It does something no server has ever done before. This server is for having fun, and socializing. You can meet new players, and do many awesome things. We have tons of cool plugins, and features such as, plots, mini games, and much more. Be sure to join SocialCraft, today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Maevicore hub

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Maevicore is a server that utilities a significant number of plugins in order to provide a fulfilling experience for all kinds of players – from PVP to RPG, there is something for everyone. We have an economy, protection plug-ins, NPCs, Magic, a huge adventure world filled with quests and much more! We run a no-lag, all fun server, with no white list so all are welcome!

Our Website: http://maevicore.com Our creative server: op.maevicore.com Our Host: http://www.prominecrafthost.com/clients/aff.php?aff=154 Our Website Host: http://www.enjin.com/?ref=5122077 (I would highly recomend Enjin, very easy to setup, easy to use! With a buycraft like feature for free and much much more!!! We are very happy with it!)

This server offers a unique and expansive storyline which uses the Questing system to provide both an impressive and satisfying experience!

As previously stated, we use over 55 plug-ins to provide a great experience. Our server is hosted in USA, alongside both a strong bandwidth and over 30GB RAM, so you can enjoy our server without fear of lag. We currently offer 100 slots, with the capacity to expand as far and high as we want, so bring your friends along because there is room for all on Maevi!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	7911

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MerkPvP

Join Play.MerkPvP.Com For Fun PvP,Raiding,mcMMO,Factions,Drop Parties, And Nice Staff!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NomadiCraft

Vanilla server with a nice staff and simple rules. Arena for fighting mobs, withers, players. Capture the flag. Several villages and other fun things too. Now accepting new players. Check out JustCurtisxD on Youtube for a tour.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!