Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	70	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2952	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5143

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Emeralds Found:	6386	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Novylen

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	6115
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4086	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.