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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3219	Emeralds Found:	3708
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cubestory.de Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Take a look at Teamspeak and see for yourself! cubestory.de Password: brain cookie

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Animals Bred:	158
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mines Excavated:	1990

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

World-Civ

Roleplay, Towny

World-Civ is a Contemporary Fantasy server based in the real world of the 1400s. Players can start off in a real nation from the era but then role play out their character’s life as they choose.

Once you have decided to become a citizen on World-Civ, you get to create the character that you’ll role play as, their personality, interests and a brief history of their life.

We have a custom map of the Earth, where you can explore vast lands. You’ll have the opportunity to create nations from the 1400s or join an existing one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Helix Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Semi OP Factions. Helix Factions Has A Great Economy And Staff Just Ask Any Staff Member For Help Or If No Staff Is On Just Ask Another Player. Helix Factions Was Founded By ForzaPlaysMC

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Union MC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Union MC is a new OP-Prison server where we strive to bring you the best experience possible. The server features 26 A-Z ranks which can be progressed through. You may also prestige, and reset your rank in the prison to get to the next ‘level’. There are 10 prestiges to complete. Gamble your earnings at the casino in hope for a lucky win. All shops are handled through a nice GUI for user friendliness.

Join us at play.unionmc.net Join the community at https://www.unionmc.net Support the server at http://store.unionmc.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	3988
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crops Grown:	7126	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	1694	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DauntlessMC

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

Dauntless MC is a network and it currently has: OP Factions, Skyblock, and Creative. We are experienced in giving the players a great player experience. We are open to suggestions and will consider those suggestions. We hope to see you around the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Runes Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GommeHD Network

Mini Games

GommeHD Network – Mini Games

Game modes: – BedWars – Trouble in Minecraft – Conquest – EnderGames – RageMode – Surf – SurvivalGames – AuraPvP | Event

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Musk Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Musk Factions: Join today for the ultimate factions gameplay!

We are a brand new and improving server that is all about factions, We base everything upon the following:

> Grief > Raid > Pvp > Factions

We have some of the top notch plugins and staff to make your expierience at Musk Factions unforgettable.

We are Musk, “We define pvp”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2824	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MerlionMC

Survival

😀 Join MerlionMC Today! 😀 Active and Friendly Staffs, Unique Survival,1.8,Mythic Mobs,24/7! Join Us Today! IP: 158.69.18.124 Main Rules On The Server: – No Griefing! – No Insulting At Players Or On The Server! – No Advertisement! – No Hacking! More To Be On The Server Rules Board! Rules Set To Let Players Have A Enjoyable and Comfortable Server To Play In! If You Have Any Queries,You Can Look For Our Staff! They Are Online Now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!