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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	173

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Online since Oct 2010 100% Free, 247 prof. hosted server Stable mature community of all ages Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots Griefer & idiot free Working economy skyblock, aether, endless worlds No overpowered mods, no handouts, no cheating IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog many updates and dedicated buildersWhitelist on the website!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQph Have a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3364	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.