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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	6940
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	2842	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4828	Towns Built:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Animals Bred:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Items Found:	1158
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.