FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction recovery, cocaine, disco, DRUG, Drugs, Edition, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, mental health, Minecraft, Music, Party, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehab, Server, Soul, substance abuse, substance use disorder, Trash thread

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the “cocaine is a hell of a drug edition” and experience a whole new level of excitement.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of llamas who have a secret stash of enchanted cocaine that will give you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bat? No problem. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Just take a hit of our enchanted cocaine and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just when you think you’re safe, BAM! A creeper will sneak up behind you and tickle you with its explosive touch.

So come join us on the “cocaine is a hell of a drug edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas and creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4886
Alien Abductions:	0	Mines Excavated:	3747
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Emeralds Found:	6159	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	9929	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Votes:	3066	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	95
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	3256

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3468
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	5688

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4048
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.