Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SisFrenGrieferNoRoom

Accommodation, Boundaries, cleaning, consideration, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, family, guest etiquette, home, Hospitality, living space, OBLIGATION, personal space, pettiness, Protective, Respect, SisFrenGrieferNoRoom, Sympathy, tough time, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Emeralds Found:	1915
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of having ungrateful guests trashing your virtual Minecraft house? Look no further, join our server and never deal with disrespectful players again!

Picture this: you come back from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find someone has left a mess in your pixelated kitchen, used up all your virtual toiletries, and spilled something on your blocky couch. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we don’t tolerate that kind of behavior!

We had a player, let’s call her LaraCraft27, who thought it was okay to leave a trail of destruction wherever she went. But fear not, our fearless moderators swooped in like knights in shining armor and banished her to the Nether realm where she can think about her actions.

So, if you want a peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience, join our server today! Say no to virtual house trashing and yes to building epic structures without the fear of someone messing it all up. Remember, on our server, your blocks are sacred!

DreamGiveUp – Minecraft SMP

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, Disappointment, dream, DreamGiveUp, dreams deferred, dreams forsaken, dreams left behind, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, dreams unattained, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, Minecraft, moving on, Sacrifices, shattered dreams, smp, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Lol, bruh, forget about those lame dreams, join our lit Minecraft SMP instead! We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Sword. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and reclaim your lost dreams, bro! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

CraftyCrafterz

approachable, charismatic, charming, CONFIDENT, Considerate, CraftyCrafterz, down to earth, easygoing, Empathetic, Engaging, Friendly, genuine, good listener, kind-hearted, likable, open-minded, positive attitude, respectful, sense of humor, trustworthy, Warm

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5682	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who dare to pet them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster DataBrokerz

blockbuster, data brokers, data collection, data deletion, data privacy, data privacy laws, data privacy services, Data Protection, data removal, data security, data sharing, data tracking, DataBrokerz, deleteme, identity protection, information removal, online data, online information, online privacy, personal information, privacy protection, privacy rights

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	2286	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, imagine this: u join this sick minecraft server and u get to play with a bunch of crazy peeps who are all about having a blast and building epic stuff. like, we got this one dude who built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, no joke. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit – insane, right?

but wait, there’s more! we have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. the last time, we had a creeper DJ spinning some sick beats – it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt we do every month? the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. okay, maybe not a real unicorn, but pretty close.

so, if u wanna join the most fun and craziest minecraft server ever, hit us up. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and awesomeness.

What are Minecraft servers like Valegate ?

Adventure, Community, Custom, Economy, Elevators, Land claiming, landscapes, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Slimefun, Survival, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Some similar Minecraft servers to Valegate include: 1. Hermitcraft: Known for its community of popular YouTubers and streamers, Hermitcraft offers a similar vanilla survival experience with a focus on collaboration and creativity. 2. Hypixel: One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a variety of game modes including survival, minigames, and more, attracting players looking for diverse gameplay options. 3. The Hive: Another popular server, The Hive offers a mix of classic minigames and unique game modes, providing a fun and engaging experience for players of all ages. 4. Skyblock: For players who enjoy a different type of survival experience, Skyblock servers offer the challenge of starting with limited resources on a small island and working your way up to build and expand your empire. 5. Mineplex: Known for its wide range of minigames and competitive gameplay, Mineplex attracts players looking for fast-paced action and a strong community.

Each of these servers offers a unique experience that may appeal to fans of Valegate looking for similar servers to explore and enjoy.

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FroobWorld

2011, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, Community, Donations, Friendly, FroobWorld, Griefing, Land claiming, Long-term maps, old-school style, PG-13, Prizes, rules, Semi Vanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, Teleport, View distance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crops Grown:	4651	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Animals Bred:	100
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Dynmap	View our Dynmap

About FroobWorld

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Server Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other player’s builds?

A: No, griefing is against our rules and will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any limits to land claiming?

A: Within reason, there are no limits to land claiming on FroobWorld.

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on our server. Players found cheating will be banned.

Era of Threads 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2025 goals, embracing change, era, First thread of 2025, Happy new years, healthy habits, hygiene habits, lifestyle changes, mental health, new beginnings, new outlook on life, new year resolutions, Online Community, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, r9k, self improvement, self-care, showering once a month, support group, Threads

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	360	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we only shower once a month, just like the OP. So if you’re into that stank life, this is the place for you. Plus, we got a dude with a porn addiction running the show, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out on this crazy ride, join now and embrace the filth!

MomCraftExCraft

ADVANTAGE, anger, bank account, Birthday, comparison, ex wife, feelings, Guilt, holiday, Job, life carried, loan, Military, MomCraftExCraft, MONEY, Mother, overdraft, Repayment, Resentment, Son, teenager

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t allow any mom or ex-wife to come asking for your precious resources!

Join us and experience a world where your in-game currency is safe from overdrafting exes and meddling moms. Build your dream castle without worrying about someone tapping into your account to cover their debts.

Don’t be the TA on other servers for refusing to be a human ATM. Join us and game in peace, knowing that your diamonds are safe from real-life drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re an ex-wife looking for a quick loan, then maybe you will be a little upset.

HistoryOfSponges_MC_SMP

everyday items, everyday object, Fascinating, historical significance, History, HistoryOfSponges_MC_SMP, interesting facts, mundane objects, object discoveries, object evolution, object history, object innovations, object inventions, object mysteries, object origins, object stories, object transformations, object trivia, Surprising

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on there. We have like, epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs. And like, the admins are all secretly unicorns in disguise, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.

And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.

So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!

CraftyFactsMC

Astonishing, Astounding, BIZARRE, CraftyFactsMC, Curious, fact, false, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, odd, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie unicorns! Yes, you heard that right – our server is home to the rare and majestic zombie unicorns that roam the land. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience, join us now and see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, ACHIVOK, banner, description, donates, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Farms Harvested:	868	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q1.vanilla-box.ru

Content Creator MC

Buildbattle, CONTENT, Creative, creator, Customenchants, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Content-Creator Minecraft Server
Server Owner	Ares
Experience	Plenty of experience hosting servers
Contact Information	Twitch: CoreAresDiscord: CoreAres
Focus	Content creator oriented only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, this server is content-creator oriented only.
How can I join the server?	You can message Ares on Discord with your Twitch username.
What kind of content can I create on the server?	You are free to create any type of content as long as it follows the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There may be specific rules for gameplay to ensure a positive experience for content creators.

Void of Vision 1.21

bored at home, Boredom, can’t find anything to watch, lack of entertainment, movie night, need something to watch, nothing on TV, nothing to do, nothing to watch, searching for a show, TV show marathon, vision, Void

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of staring at a blank screen with nothing to watch, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. It’s like a virtual circus up in here, except the clowns are creepers and the tightrope is made of lava. Trust me, you’ll never be bored again once you step foot in this wacky world of wonder. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Cosmic Chaos Realm

Bad Luck, bizarre coincidences, Chaos, Coincidence, Conspiracy, Cosmic, Cosmic Forces, cosmic plan, destiny, fate, feeling targeted, Higher power, Karma, Mysterious, predestined, Realm, strange coincidences, strange occurrences, Supernatural, unexplained events, Universe, Unlucky, unlucky streak

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, ever feel like the blocks are all lined up against you in this crazy world of pixels and creepers? Join our server and let’s conquer the chaos together! Build, mine, and survive with a community that understands the struggle. Don’t let the mobs get you down, join us and show the universe who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!

ExGFvsRoomie Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, christmas, ex girlfriend, ExGFvsRoomie, falling out, Friends, friends don’t like her, gift, grammar issues, House, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MISTAKES, New Year, PS5, roommate, Server, Situation, spiteful, Upset

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the ex-girlfriend PS5 drama and just focus on building epic creations! Join us and leave all the real-life drama behind – unless you want to build a virtual PS5 to show off to your ex, of course. Who knows, maybe she’ll join too and you can settle the score in a friendly PvP match! Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on our server – where the only drama is deciding which block to use next!