New Minecraft Servers

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

    Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

    NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBeauty

    BlockyBeauty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

    Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SeaLevelSassCraft

    SeaLevelSassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

    imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

    so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

    so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP