Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Votes:	7366	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	118
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Emeralds Found:	5075	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7931
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Void Gems Collected:	31	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Love Letters Sent:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	9758	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3230
Enchantments Applied:	216	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net