Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	585931

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	428	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4430

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3958	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2456	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2667
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chimeras Created:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1512

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	6879

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7159
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	134
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchantments Applied:	142	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net