Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	4159	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	9628

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8794	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	8173	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2988	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	36564
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8605	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	1794	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4588
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225