Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4565	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Votes:	4722
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	6282	Magic Items Found:	2306
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Potions Brewed:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	907060	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Gems Collected:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1565	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Towns Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2