Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1917
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Votes:	9896
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	689
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	84
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	6846	Farms Harvested:	337
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	1240
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	95	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Villages Defended:	12

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	133
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Enchantments Applied:	253	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3381	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Farms Harvested:	542	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5296	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!