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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Votes: | 7348 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!