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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8446 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).