Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5449	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ores Mined:	8807

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	52	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	92
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	1799
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	507	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!