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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4129	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

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Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	7239	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	7068
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Farms Harvested:	510	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	2076
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2449
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	64
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	3149
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	926391	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	25

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	3028	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5422
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net