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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	458	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Players Killed by Monsters:	7872
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Votes:	2511	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Votes:	4332	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3893	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7336
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3473	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5211
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchantments Applied:	176
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	5665

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	105
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	2578
Votes:	7803	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com