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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4255 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 2848 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?