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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9469 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?