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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2935 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8712 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?