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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5716 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
