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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5072 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
