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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2694 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 279200 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
