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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 701 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.