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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8564 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.