Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Runes Activated: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 185
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dimension Hops: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9125 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9956 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9509 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8819 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Animals Bred: 31 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Crops Grown: 2980

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Emeralds Found: 4593 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Villages Defended: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2092 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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