Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Dragon Scales Harvested: 119 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 New Chunks Explored: 337369
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4954 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 7549

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Dimension Hops: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Farms Harvested: 337 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4671 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mines Excavated: 1056

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crops Grown: 3048
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 945812 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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