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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2608 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!
So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?