FriendlySMP Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	499264	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	962
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	877
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6936	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	773345	Crops Grown:	3071
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	407
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2101
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	888