so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Dimension Hops: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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