so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 472
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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