so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Star Shards Collected: 193 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Alien Abductions: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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