FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Emeralds Found: | 1835 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.
come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
