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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 2010 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!