so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dimension Hops: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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