New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.

the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Epic Craft Gate 1.20

    Epic Craft Gate 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. I swear, it’s like those internet strangers invaded my computer, but in a good way, you know?

    Like, forget about all those other servers, this one is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown. And don’t worry about the feds, they can’t touch us here.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the madness. It’s gonna be epic, bro. Just do it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP

    Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits! Looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, but be warned – the dragon has been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties mid-fight. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

    Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest, where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhyme. Just be careful not to eat too much candy, or you might find yourself in a sugar-induced coma.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts have been known to challenge players to a game of volleyball. Just make sure you bring your own net!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes – even late term abortions. Don’t ask questions, just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP