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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9607 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?