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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7065 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 182 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).