FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	211

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	6080
Animals Bred:	179	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	6506	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	2313
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ores Mined:	6716	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PutinCraft2020

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join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7133

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Potions Brewed:	126
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!