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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4884 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2461 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?