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Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9533

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2664

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19