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SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	2402
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mines Excavated:	4578	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Villages Defended:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Votes:	4228
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7772

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6624	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ores Mined:	8690

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2485	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	New Chunks Explored:	585657
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	1414
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	3278	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3735
Magic Items Found:	3219	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Emeralds Found:	2844	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5413	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1