Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ores Mined:	5481

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	934260	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	187	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5135	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	319	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	57
Magic Items Found:	6560	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.