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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4731 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 7238 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!