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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4242 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 40 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.