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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7991 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.