FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2464	Mines Excavated:	4976
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	116	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, he’s a total party animal.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ores Mined:	9098	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	680	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	5435
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	7370
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8929	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1347	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9223	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.