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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3823 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2798 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!